SON OF A WHORE!!! MY PLANS HAVE BEEN FOILED!! DAMN YOU TECHNOLOGY!! APPARENT IT WASN’T 2000! IT WAS 456789 THAT WOULD CAUSE Y2K B/C THIS EMAIL IS STUCK IN MY INBOX WHEN I PRESSED SEND AT THE RIGHT TIME!!
I think we can all go ahead and thank Ethan for teaching me how to thwart those bandwidth hogging, property protecting, folks at someecards who like to take my emotions on roller coaster rides that six flags wish they had.
I'm so pleased with you Ethan, that I think it’s safe to say that
My love of Pandora Radio (lalala….watching the commercials and it’s almost like paying, courtesy of Shana Dueux: http://laughingsquid.com/web-
site-story-an-internet- musical/ ) will not stop me even after they actually make me pay for it because Pandora is seriously the ultimate compilation… and Shane, Cathy, you know how I love me a good compilation. Speaking of which…
And speaking of MJ, there are someecards that just need to shared, even though they are a bit delayed, I still think you deserve to see them:
And the other oh so respectful…
Tyler mentioned that Today at 5 mins and 6 seconds after 4:00 it will be 04:05:06: 07/08/09. I wonder if I can manage to send this out before that time… or (!) exactly at that time and be the ultimate in email senders making my ghastly delay in writing a stroke of pure GENIUS. Right.. or I’ll forget to send this until tomorrow and then I’ll be back to being a tardo. (PS, after writing this statement my stress level of getting this sent in time rose to a dangerous level and that combined with drinking an entire pot of coffee myself might lead to an early heart attack—a la the king of pop. I guess Mo and Kevin were right, bad things happen to people who do bad things.)
We had a party for the 4th and there was a guy two doors down that invited us also to his big shin dig. Immediately after this invite I witnessed him whistle and 5 under age girls came running. Okay maybe they weren’t under age, but he looked way older than he was and the comparison… I should stop there before someone in the office comes over an smacks me with the hypocrite stick. So Zach, this chick AJ and I were going to go over and check out the situation but got to the edge of his property and decided we would rather stop in the middle of our party and do kettle bells. In the words of Ron Weasley, “Mental.”
This was the second time that I was disappointment, or at least not as outgoing as I am expected to be. We planned a fun impromptu lego party for Jordan last night… so we had to run to the lego store.. and Nate dared me to go up to the guy working there named Zack and say are you Zack, Zack the lego maniac? And I refused. Not that I like being called a disappointment b/c that basically drives me nuts.. but I kinda like doing crazy things that I think up, not make a fool of myself on someone else’s command b/c that just makes me a puppet. Plus I don’t need a dare to steal someone else’s humor and claim it as my own— that’s what having a louder than usual voice and someecards are for.
Sean texted me that he was on the same train that we like to have sibling time on together and a) it made me miss him so hard core and b) I realized I have been having people actually walk me to work now.. which is funny and sad at the same time… Ooooh deadline! Happy 456789 day!