I just quit my job.
Oh wait? Did I hook you with something dramatic and now you must read on? Excellent.
When I walked into my boss's office I had no idea what he was thinking. As I began to speak about another job offer. He smiled, nearly chucked. I asked if he knew what I was going to say... and he said uh.. actually I thought you were pregnant, but it was either that or you were quitting as I've seen similar expressions on women as they enter this office.
So everyone took it surprisingly well. Had I known it was going to be so easy I would have done it this morning instead of waiting until 3pm. You're looking at the new Director of Marketing for Wells Expeditions and Callope Games... expect my emails to sound more flashy and impressive to go along with the shiny new job title.
ooh I'm going to send this right... and then finish the story later. yes. yes.